The Two Jerks

The Two Jerks is a relaxed café on Rye High Street serving pizza, hot dogs and ice cream in the heart of the historic town. That straightforward access is the detail that turns a quick drink or meal into a genuine break for the whole group.

Dogs are welcome inside while you eat in, making it an easy stop when you're exploring the cobbled lanes with your four-legged companion in tow. The menu keeps things simple and satisfying—wood-fired pizza, loaded hot dogs and proper scoops of ice cream—and the atmosphere is cheerfully unfussy. Tables are set for eat-in service and takeaway is also available if you'd rather grab something to go.

Open Monday to Saturday (till 9 pm on Friday and Saturday) and Sunday afternoons, it's a useful refuel spot in central Rye when everyone needs a seat and something good to eat.