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GOOD DOG
LEVEL:

DEVOTED

JAZZ

All heart, no fetch.

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ABOUT JAZZ:

Jazz was a full-time cuddle operative who treated every reunion like a national event.

She loved balls deeply, provided someone else handled the tedious business of fetching them.

Breed:

Cockapoo

Age:

Jazz died in 2025 aged 15

Weight:

16 Kgs

Favourite food:

All food!  Especially bin scraps

Best Friend:

Sarah. No competition

Loves:

Cuddles and more cuddles.  Oh and all of the food

Hates:

Jazz was far too busy loving everybody and everything

SPEED

2/10

Built for cuddles, not speed.

INTELLIGENCE

1/10

Jazz navigated life using love, optimism and only the occasional useful thought.

AFFECTION

11/10

Jazz didn’t just love you, she attempted to merge with you permanently.

FOOD MOTIVATED

10/10

Meals required a defensive posture. Jazz considered every plate a potential team activity.

TOY OBSESSION

2/10

Toys were presented. Jazz remained eager to please but ultimately unclear on the assignment.

MUCK MAGNETISM

-1/10

Getting dirty looked like far too much effort, so Jazz generally stayed clean by doing as little as possible.

TDFM TOP DOG RATING:

Professional Good Girl

Low on speed and strategy, absolutely unbeatable at love.

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